Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 05, 1996

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Cathy: I can't simplify my wardrobe because I need the full spectrum of outfits in case I meet someone...I can't simplify my bathroom because I need immediate access to all beauty products in case I meet someone...I can't simplify my life by disconnecting my answering machine, phone, cable or online service because until I meet the person, I need all lines of communication open. Singleness in the '90s: doomed to be over-packaged until we inspire brand loyalty.