Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 13, 1996
Transcript:
Dad: You're going to Cathy's at this hour?? Mom: She's met someone new, dear! It's an emergency! She needs her pickiness taken in...she needs her patience lengthened and evened off...she needs a new zipper on her anxieties, a patch on her insecurities and a nice, strong double seam over each and every preconceived notion! Dad: Motherhood: Nine months of creation followed by sixty years of alterations.