Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 07, 1996
Transcript:
Charlene: Did you have your breakup scene with Nathan yet, Cathy? Cathy: There won't be a scene, Charlene. We only had three dates! Charlene: You've known him for a month. There'll be a scene. Cathy: Not after three dates! You have to have SIX dates before it warrants a scene. Charlene: Unless you've passed the one-month mark. Every day past one month necessitates more of a scene! Each second that goes by without breaking up means there'll be a bigger scene!! Cathy from phone: NATHAN, it's Cathy! I must see you IMMEDIATELY! Man: Am I irresistible, or what?
Unless you decided to ignore those stupid made up rules and just be happy