Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 25, 1996

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Saleswoman: Patterned tights will make that outfit look brand-new! Cathy: How much newer could it look? I just tried it on two seconds ago! Saleswoman: Ah, but you're wearing it with last year's leg. Cathy: This isn't last year's leg! This is the leg I was born with! Saleswoman: Precisely. The leg is ancient. You can't wear an ancient, flesh-toned leg with a brand-new outfit! Cathy: To truly understand women's fashion, one must witness the moment of the sale...