Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 04, 1996

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Mom: Why not pretend it's Christmas eve and just start grabbing gifts at random, Cathy? Your shopping could be done in an hour! Cathy: It would seem so insincere, Mom. Mom: But you'll do it ANYWAY! You'll wander around for three weeks...Christmas eve will come...and you'll start grabbing gifts at random! It will happen anyway! Cathy: But when it happens anyway, it will be the real thing! If I'm going to insult my loved ones with last-minute gift grabbing, I insist upon authentic last-minute gift grabbing! Mom: Oh, for crying out loud. Cathy: I am nothing if not genuine.