Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 18, 1996
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Nothing tells your loved ones they're special like the new unisex colognes! See? One squirt, and you're not a man, not a woman, not a girl, not a boy, not a grandma, not a grandpa...just YOU! You...a special unisex human who smells exactly like all the other special unisex humans! It's the fragrance of the '90s! Cathy: Eau de irony. Assistant: And for spring, eau de clearance sale.