Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 12, 1997
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Box of candy: Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh. Cathy: You versus me. It always comes down to this, doesn't it? You, a $.30 piece of candy, versus me, backed by a $30 billion diet industry! You, one ounce of chocolate, versus me with ten tons of weight loss books! You a motionless blob of sugar versus me, owner of nine pieces of pro athlete exercise equipment! What arrogance that you're even in this competition!! How dare you look me in the eye and think you can still have an impact!! Hah! Never gloat with an open mouth.