Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 14, 1997
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Enlightened Educational Contemporary TOYS Saleswoman: Are we shopping for a little girl or a little boy today? Cathy: We're shopping for a little unisex person. Saleswoman: A little unisex person who'd like a death charger attack missile that transforms into a slimy machine-gun monster...or a little unisex person who'd like a makeup set? Cathy: A little unisex person who'd like a non-sex-stereotyped, non-role-related, non-gender-specific gift. Saleswoman: Viola! The dinosaur! Cathy: Perfect! They may have had to go back to prehistoric times to find it, but the toy industry finally has something for children that won't limit their expectations for themselves!! Saleswoman: Did you want the dinosaur in the maniac demolisher combat outfit, or the dinosaur in the ballerina bridesmaid outfit? Englightened, Educational, Contemporary TOYS Boys Girls