Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 30, 1998

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Man: I'd like to go out but I hate first dates. Cathy: Me too. Let's skip right to the third date. Man: The third date is the romantic aptitude test. Let's skip to the fifth date. Cathy: No good. The fifth date is "reality check" time. Let's skip to the tenth date. Man: By the tenth date you should be introducing each other to all your friends...and I'm not ready for that! Don't pressure me!!! Cathy: Forget it! Just forge the whole thing! My marital status: zero marriages, 3,978 divorces.