Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 01, 1998

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Cathy: A few years ago you had us "investing in the classics." Saleswoman: Oops. Yes..."classics" came and went. Cathy: Then it was "timeless elegance." Saleswoman: Oops again. "Timeless" is out. Cathy: What can you possibly say about this spring's clothes?? Won't they be out by next year, too?? Saleswoman: Next year? ..No! They'll be out by may! Buy now so you can at least look with-it for a few weeks before they're obsolete! Hurry! Rush! ASAP!! Over night expiration!! New for 1998: "Deadline dressing." Cathy: Quick! Ring me up!