Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 22, 1998

Transcript:

Bald man: Please seat this couple. Cathy and man: We're not a couple. Cathy: We're just friends. Man: We're not really even friends. Cathy: We're acquaintances. Man: We're two people thrown together by a mutual need for food and human-- yet completely platonic-- contact! Cathy and man: We are not and never will be romantically involved! We are both completely available! Cathy: One check, separate tables. Man: Here's my business card. Don't be shy.