Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 15, 1998

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Andrea: I'm dying to hear about Ted? Cathy: Who's Ted? Charlene: You know..Ted! Cathy: I don't know anyone named Ted. Charlene: Someone was going to fix you up with him once! Andrea: Are you still seeing Kenny, Cathy? Cathy: I was never seeing Kenny. Charlene: She's confusing him with Nathan! Cathy: Nathan?? Nathan and I had a two-week buildup to one failed evening! I never dated Nathan! Charlene: I thought you dated Nathan when you broke up with Rick! Andrea: I forgot Rick! What happened to Rick?? Cathy: Rick?? Rick was someone I made eye contact with once in the video store! Have you two been out of the single world so long that you have to make up scenarios about everyone?? These aren't boyfriends! They aren't even friends! They're humans who happen to have male names!! Andrea: If they're so completely insignificant, why do both of us know all their names? Cathy: When I marry, it will be for love...The love of not having to explain myself anymore.