Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 14, 1999
Transcript:
Charlene on phone: It's Valentine's Day, Cathy. Why aren't you out trying to meet someone? Cathy: There aren't any men on Valentine's Day, Charlene. Every single man on the planet is spoken for, on hold, under wraps, locked up, nabbed, tagged and/or claimed. It would be foolish to waste today running around looking for something that's unavailable...when by tomorrow..the day after Vaentine's day - millions of men will be returned..completely available..and in many cases slightly reduced! The clearance rack approach to love. Out of circulation. Out of circulation. Out of circulation. Out of the country