Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 05, 1999
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Cathy: Aack! Too many pictures! Mom: Hold on! I have to get some shots of this! Drat! All the close parking spaces are gone! I just spent 72 straight hours in chat rooms! Don't those losers have anything else to do?? Just a bagel and latte and I'm still gaining weight! Women in line: Forget the freeways! Build more ladies rooms! Cathy: So anyway, randy's fake tan was so blotchy and... Read?? Who has time to read?? I acquire! Charlene: What happened to summer?? Cathy: I don't know. I can't get the calendar to pop up on my organizer. Generating and then trying to rid life of excess. How we spent the last summer of the 20th century. Driving four wheel drive off road sport utility vehicles to the gym to walk on the treadmill. Expanding and rejecting our universe. Trying to get small while eating giant food. Hydrating and dehydrating. Using the ten-sillion-dollary person communication industry to alienate all humans within earshot. Staying up into the wee hours buying book. Trying to figure out what happened.