Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 26, 2000

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Saleswoman: Spring, 2000...and the body part of the season is...Cathy: Don't say the tummy! Don't say the chest! Not the thigh! Not the arm! Not the rear! not...not... Saleswoman: The calf! Cathy: Excuse me? Saleswoman: The pasty, bumpy, chunky, veiny 100% nude calf! Cathy: I beg your pardon? Saleswoman: The one part of your body you never thought would give you trouble, now has the power to destroy everything you put on! 44,000 acres of skirts, dresses, shorts and capris...all designed to be worn with a bare calf! You can't tan it...can't really reduce it...and you can't cover it with pantyhose anymore because all the shoes are open-toed sandals! Cathy: Waah!! Saleswoman: The pouty lip! Also big this season!