Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 28, 2001
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Cathy: That's Irvin's ex-girlfriend, Mom! He's standing in a mall with an ex-girlfriend and he isn't shrieking! He isn't bolting..isn't twitching..isn't clutching..isn't whining...isn't groaning...isn't gagging...isn't choking..isn't gasping...isn't wailing...isn't failing...isn't sweating...isn't hyperventilating..incredible! No wonder he quit dating her! Mom: Not everyone can inspire a man to be all he can be.