Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 24, 2002
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Phone: Ring ring. Cathy: Hi, Mom. What's up? Mom: Nothing. I was just driving to the market and thought I'd say "hi." Cathy: Um...Dad's behind the wheel, though, isn't he?? Mom: Oh, no! Dad's at home! I'm just driving and talking...talking and driving, just like you do! Cathy: What? That's not safe! Mom: Horrifying, isn't it? ..Ooops! Honk honk! Cathy: Aack! Mom: You want me to hang up, and yet if I do, I might just call someone else! Cathy: Stop the car, Mother! Pull over! Mom: As long as you hear my voice, you at least know I haven't smashed into anything. Cathy: Not safe! Not funny! You have five seconds to put down.... Mom: ....Oops! Hold on! I have to click in "call waiting"! Cathy: Payback for the "terrible two's" : The "terrible 60's and 70's."