Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 15, 2002

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Cathy: ...Wait! That top's a perfect match for my new inversion short! Saleswoman: Deep cleansing breath as I remove the Visa from your purse... The essential oils. The essential diffuser. The sweat-wicking, chakra-awakening, form-fitting, yoga-specific pant. The microfiber meditation tank. The tranquility top. The post-relaxation wellness slipper. The sticky mat. The block. The bolster. The strap. The tote. The gurgling serenity fountain. The meditation gong. The incense burner. The Tibetan prayer chimes. The affirmation beads. The mini-book of sacred chants. The energy-balancing solo harp CD, prairie hawk CD, and Himalayan singing bowl CD. The yoga experience, American-style.... "Mall-asana": The shopping pose.