Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 19, 2003
October 18, 2003
October 20, 2003
Transcript:
Saleswoman then: That will be $98. Cathy then: Are you out of your mind?! Saleswoman now: That will be $98. Cathy now: Thank heavens! Then: Eliminates fine lines. Now: Eliminates the need for a $6000 face lift and the risk of looking like a snare drum for the rest of one's life. Then: Reduces crow's-feet. Now: Reduces the need for a $1,600 per year program of injections of the muscle-paralyzing toxin that cause botulism. Then: Diminishes blotches. Now: Diminishes the need for a $1,000 chemical peel and a week of lost pay while the face recovers from having all its aging skin burned off. 2003: Bargain shopping comes to cosmetics.
