Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 16, 2003

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Mom and Dad: To our daughter. Before the shopping frenzy begins, a simple holiday wish from your parents: Please do not try to upgrade us! Dad: We do not want a digital anything for Christmas! No multi-media toasters! No net-linked coffee makers! Mom: No 10-gig address books! No text-messaging vacuum sweepers! No photo-editing travel clocks! Mom and Dad: No "user-friendly," "time-saving devices" that come with an online manual, system set-up DVD and/or a tutorial CD/ROM!! Dad: What did we write so far? Mom: "Disk error. Application unexpectedly quit." Dad: Heaven help us. Mom: Just don't make us visit your web site!!