Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 21, 2003

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Salesman: Nothing says "I love you" this holiday season like the $20,000, 62-inch flat-panel plasma tv! Connected to the $2499 surround-sound home theater system with integrated progressive scan 5-disc DVD/SACD/CD changer. Planted in front of it, the $1999 chiropractic massage chair... at our side we'd like the $499 phone/web browser/e-mailer/organizer wireless device with headset... leaving our hands free to embrace the one that makes it all worthwhile... the $179 universal remote! They beg to know what men want and then they march out in a nit. Salesman 2: Go ahead! Decoupage him a little box! You'll come crawling back for valentine's day!!