Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 24, 2004
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Mom: Attention, wedding party: Our guest list has now hit 1,079, and I'm declaring a family-wide ban on making new friends! No eye contact! No pleasantries! No business card exchanges! No new friends whatsoever...and do your best to dump at least four old friends per week until the day invitations have to go out! Cathy: You need professional help, Mom. Mom: From whom? Maybe he'd like to come to the wedding!