Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 26, 2004
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Saleswoman: Are you the "instant weeper" type or the "delayed weeper" type? Mom: I beg your pardon? Saleswoman: A "time-released weeper"? "Restrained weeper"? "Non-weeper"? Mom: Excuse me? Saleswoman: When your daughter walks out of the fitting room for the first time in a wedding dress... Mom: My baby in a wedding dress!!! Saleswoman: We have a "pre-weeper"! Mom: Waah!! Cathy: My shoes aren't even off yet, Mom!!