Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 26, 2006

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Charlene: Want to invite Kim for lunch? Cathy: Can't. She's become a V.P.P. Mr Pinkley: "V.P.P."? Cathy and Charlene: "Visible Pasta Person." Cathy: Ever since the downfall of "Atkins," she's gotten into public displays of carb eating. Charlene: How about Carol? Cathy: Worse. Day ten of "South Beach." Won't be in the same zip code as a cracker. Charlene: Diane? Cathy: Fruit fast. Charlene: Marcia? Cathy: Protein shakes. Charlene: Joan? Cathy: Still in her "Weighing the Blanched Veggies" phase. Charlene: We used to know what everyone was going to wear. Cathy: Now we need to know what everyone's going to eat. Woman: You didn't just put whole milk in that, did you?!