Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 25, 2006

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Voice from computer: Sorry, your log-on session has expired. Cathy: Aack! Voice from telephone: Welcome! For lower fares, log onto our website! The next available agent will be with you shortly. Please say or enter your 19-digit mileage bonus number. Cathy: Um... hold on... hold on... Voice: I'm sorry. That's an ivalid entry. Please say or enter "domestic" or "international" travel. Cathy: Domestic! Voice: Did you say "meatloaf"? Cathy: Domestic! Voice: Did you say "petuna"? Cathy: Domestic!! Voice: All right. I'll transfer your call to "headset rentals." Cathy: Wait! Go back! I don't want that! Are you there? Am I still in line?? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Voice: Hello? Cathy: Aagh! Dead battery!! Old saying: "life is a journey, not a destination". New saying: "life is an attempt at a reservation".