Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 01, 2007

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Irving: Nah. Cathy: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no why do you order dessert if you aren't going to eat it, Irving? Irving: Why DON'T you order dessert if you want it, Cathy? Cathy: I only wanted one bite. Irving: I only wanted one bite, too. We both had one bite of my dessert. Cathy: But I can only feel GOOD about MY one bite if you eat the rest. Irving: I don't WANT the rest. Cathy: My whole "one bite" victory of willpower is meaningless if you just casually choose to only have one bite. How much pride can I feel in my big triumph over dessert if you don't even care if you have it? Irving: Huh? Cathy: Let me be a hero in my own life! EAT THE FUDGE CAKE! EAT THE FUDGE CAKE! EAT THE FUDGE CAKE! waitress: Everything ok? Irving: She's lost her mind. Cathy: He's stifling my potential.