Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 08, 2007

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UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT Cathy: Hi, mom. Sorry, I haven't called. I need your opinion on... Voice from phone: Sorry. "Mom" has been bought out by M.O.M. INC......Which is a division of M. O. T. H. E. R. LTD...a wholly owned subsidiary of the MOTHERHOOD CORP......which was recently taken over by Motherofthem-all.org.ack......which is the internet affiliate of motherlode international, a new acquisition of Tommy Hilfiger. Cathy: Please, mom! I'll listen this time! I'll call every day! PLEASE!! Voice from phone: To leave a voicemail in swedish, press "1"...in french, press "2"...in english, press... Cathy from phone: IS DAD THERE??? Mom: Nothing like modern life to make us appreciate a mom-and-pop organization.