Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 15, 2007

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Man: Congratulations! As I look at your year in review, I don't see the picture of grandiose self-indulgence so common in your peer group. I see only a modest, hard-working couple who tried to buy a little time. The $3.50 "I'll save time by not washing a mug" lattes...the $8.00 "I'll save time by not chewing" chopped salads...the $4.00 "faster than stopping to brush" breath mints...the who-knows-how-many dollars of pre-washed, pre-packed, pre-measured, self-stick, ez-open time savers...while others squandered their earnings on luxury vehicles and vacations...you simply chipped away at yours with overpriced convenience items that could by you a few precious extra hours! All of which you just used up listening to my words of wisdom! Irving: I wash my hands of this whole discussion! Cathy: Wait! Save time with a 99 cent squirt of anti-bac!!