Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 04, 2007

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Saleswoman: In response to our rising environmental consciousness, the fur industry has gone green! Cathy: Thank heavens! Saleswoman: And blue! And yellow! And red! Cathy: What?? Saleswoman: Magenta fox coats! Sunflower yellow chinchilla purses! Crimson rabbit vests! Cobalt blue mink capes! Violet beaver boots! Chartreuse raccoon jackets! The drab tones of nature have been dyed the flirty, high-voltage hue of the city, and ta da! Protesters won't squirt us with spray paint this year because we're already in Technicolor! Thus cutting down on fluorocarbons and reducing global warming! Cathy: I can't listen to this!! Electra: Bad hair day? Vivian: Bad human day.