Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 30, 2007

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Cathy: Hello. We'd like to return the sweet'n'sour chicken platters we bought and ate on 12/14/07. Mom: Also the "must have" sausage pizza slices bought on 12/16/07. Cathy: Also the "impulse purchase" burrito grandes of 12/17/07. Mom + Cathy: Also the "last-minute panic buys" of steak fries, chili cheese fries, fried pretzels and hot dogs on a stick of 12/20, 22, 23 and 24/07. Mom: We expected to go over our calorie budgets for Christmas. Cathy: But those weren't rich, homemade happy holiday calories. Cathy + Mom: They were cheap mall food court calories, which we had no business buying... regretted immediately... and have absolutely no use for in the new year ahead!!! Saleswoman: Mini muffin sample? Mom: Mmm! Looks yummy! Cathy: Some return gifts. We merely return to the scene. Too big. Too small. Too many. Too much. Holiday Returns.