Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 10, 2008

Transcript:

Irving: Yak yak yak yak... first my mother... then my teachers... then my girlfriends... I did NOT need another lecture from a female on "cleaning up"! Cathy: I'm sorry, sir. There will be a $75 fee for the baggage you brought to this conversation. Irving: What?? Cathy: You added excess weight to the discussion, forcing me to consume a large amount of over-priced fuel to maintain my nice, level course. Irving: I'm not talking about this right now!! Cathy: Rescheduling will result in a $150 "change fee". Or, if you wish to speak to a more cheerful representative, you could simply pay the "I admit you were right" fee! Irving: Where will it end?? Electra + Vivian: We would have licked all the dishes for free! More bad news from the energy front: the rising cost of not transporting a cereal bowl from the counter to the dishwasher.