Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 09, 2009

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VACATION FUN Mom and Dad: We dreamed of an "instruction-free" vacation. It took us 57 tries over a ten-day period to buy plane tickets. Cell phone: Press the pound key after your four-digit locater after your 35-digit member code. Mom and dad: Then we hit the self-serve e-ticket check-in. The rental car had an electronic navigational system which insulted us in a foreign language after our 26-minute effort to start the computerized ignition. GPS: IDIOTAS! Mom and Dad: We couldn't open the door to our room. Dad: Arrow up! No. Arrow down! No. Arrow up! Mom and Dad: We also couldn't make a call, hear a message or adjust the air conditioner. Then we tried to turn on the TV. TV Remote: To access the option menu, press the select function. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. Mom: Isn't there any place left where lessons aren't required?? Dad: Please send a manual on how to get there.