Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 10, 2009
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Irving: Where are the normal jeans? Salesman: "Straight leg normal" or "tapered leg normal"? Irving: REGULAR normal! Regular BASIC normal! Salesman: "Regular basic normal" stretch fit or "regular basic normal" relaxed fit? Irving: The normal jeans that fit ME!!...That are always here waiting to make me happy even if I only stop in once every ten years! Salesman: Ah. "Egocentric normal". Irving: Whatever. Do you have those?? Salesman: "Egocentric normal" gravel washed? "Egocentric normal" frayed? "Egocentric normal" button fly flare?
finding jeans is a nightmare. But have you ever tired to find jeans at a Walmart. The one in my town doesn’t have any for Tall skinny men. Only short fat men. I have to go to the Ranch supply store for my husbands jeans and pay twice as much. This makes me even more mad because I work for the Walmart and could get a discount if they just had my husband size!!