Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 08, 2009

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Saleswoman: Those would be darling with jeans! ...As long as the jeans have a wide leg and you have a skinny leg and you stand bolt upright so the tops of the boots don't boink out under the knees of the jeans... ...Also, if you'll get your jeans lengthened and replace everything you own that's black with brown... ...Also, if you vow to never wear the boots outside... ...Also, if you can forgive the fact that $142 of our new $145 boots will be covered by pants... ...Also, if you'll commit to nightly foot soaks, weekly podiatrist visits and a future of toe surgeries and orthopedic inserts. Cathy: YES!! I DO! I WILL!! Saleswoman: What we'll do for love... still a distant second to what we'll do for boots.