Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 23, 2010
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Saleswoman: This spring, all the rules are off! Wear sparkles with plaids! Flowers with checks! Lace with sweats! Sports bras with bubble skirts! Seersucker with bike shorts! Cathy: I just want some tops and bottoms that match so I don't have to think about what to wear. Saleswoman: "Matchy-Matchy"?? HOO, BOY! That's a fashion NO-NO!!
This means that nobody has to buy anything new at all, beacuse everything is back in and nothing has to match. We’ve already got that!
I hope we don’t all want to poke our eyes out by fall, like we wanted to with what we’ve seen some people do when there ARE seasonal fashion rules.
Josh, no, in fact after she sells the ugly clothes for 8 hours, she works at the makeup counter for 8 hours, and then as a waitress the rest of the day. When the saleslady has free time, she sells shoes, and if you notice, she still can’t even seem to afford the bad fashions she tries to sell Cathy. Look at what she has on. This is the way we’ll all be under communism soon.