Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 04, 2010

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Irving: Another burger? Cathy: No, I couldn't. Electra and Vivian: Yes you could! You have hands! You could grab the whole platter and eat ALL the burgers! Electra: You're tall! You could reach every single piece of chicken! Vivian: You could stuff that entire stack of cheese in your mouth! Electra: No one's going to lock those chips in the cupboard and make you "sit", "stay" and "beg" for one puny crumb! Electra and Vivian: You're free to gobble up the whole bag! Free to scarf down that whole pie! Free to take anything you want on the whole table without......WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! THE FOOD'S BACK HERE!! Cathy: I can't believe we ate so much! Electra: We can't believe you ate so little! Vivian: Nothing quite so disturbing as wasted independence.