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Cathy: AACK! I haven't seen you in YEARS, knees! You've aged, arms! Is that YOU, stomach? Neck? Chin? Hips? No, I do NOT want to chat, rear!
On the computer: "Facebook".
In the mirror: "Bodybook".
Cathy: I decline ALL of your invitations for friendship!!!
Someone needs to send her the “All The Old Frumps” that is making its way across YouTube, sung to the tune of “All the Young Dudes”. But, to my knowledge, it hasn’t been created yet.