Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 01, 2011
April 30, 2011
May 02, 2011
Transcript:
Irving: What will she say about me? Cathy: To whom will I say it? Irving: Did you tell Andrea we're having dinner tonight, Cathy? Cathy: Andrea?? Are you kidding?? I only talk to Andrea about work, not men...I talk to Charlene about men, but only new men. She's sick of discussing you. Patty will still talk about you, except then I have to hear her weep about Fred... Joan is who I call for the good old-fashioned,"All men are pigs" perspective...Brenda won't discuss love lives, but loves to talk about our dogs...Kim has no interest in dogs, but loves to talk about clothes... I talk to Karen when I've blown a diet...Carol when I'm sticking to a diet... Terry when I'm re-creating myself as a vegetarian... I talk to Ellen about books...Jan about children... sue about travel...Lynda if I want to astrological interpretation of any of it and mom, of course, for everything in-between! Irving: As usual, sorry I asked... Cathy: Men have a network, women have a satellite dish with 200 channels.
Thankfully not ALL men are pigs (I know, because I’m married to a true gentleman) … but there ARE some out there that certainly do act as though they were born and raised in a barn! (Oh, and that can go for some women too!)