Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 28, 2011
August 27, 2011
August 29, 2011
Transcript:
Cathy: This one?...This one?...This one?...This one? This one or this one or this one or this one? This one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one?? Saleswoman: Would you like to use a life-line? Cathy: Yes! Saleswoman: Poll the audience? 50-50? Or phone a friend? Cathy: Poll the audience!...Which top looks better on me?? Women: Tan! Gray! Green! Blue! Cathy: AACK! Inconclusive! I'll use my 50-50! Saleswoman: ...Bing! Blue and tan are eliminated! Cathy: But blue and tan were my favorites! Phone a friend!! Hello, mom! In 30 seconds, tell me if I look better in the unreturnable green or gray top!! Mom (from phone): Why are you wasting your money on more tops?? Cathy: AACK!! I've used up all my lifelines and I haven't even gotten to shoes! I'm out! Loser! Loser!! Saleswoman: This has been another thrilling edition of "who wants to drive the salesclerk crazy?"
Well that actually brings back memories when I worked retail and the customer didn’t have enough money and had to figure out what to put back…… gee…. such special hair pulling times….lol