Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 09, 2011

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Electra: Too mean. Too needy. Too pathetic. Perfect. Man: ...So I was there ten years before I transferred to... Cathy: Uh, oh. Don't look down. Man: What? Cathy: Electra's staring at us because she wants to go for a walk. If you make eye contact, she'll think there's hope and will start scratching at my leg. Aack! You made eye contact! Now she's scratching at my leg and she'll start clearing her throat! Do not respond to the throat clearing! Do not move! The slightest move will send her into a leaping, barking frenzy because she'll think we're going for a walk. Do not move! Don't breathe! Don't look! Freeze into position and don't move a muscle! Man: Why don't you just take her for a walk? Cathy: I don't want her to think she can control me.