Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 27, 2011
November 26, 2011
November 28, 2011
Transcript:
Cathy: This is 25% off! Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: This is 35% off! Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: Look, mom! This is 40% off! Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: How about this? Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: This? Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: This? Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: This is NOT too expensive! It's cheap! CHEAP! CHEAP! Mom: Shoddy workmanship. Cathy: Mom! Mom: Also, too expensive. Cathy: How am I supposed to get anything checked off my list if you reject everything? Mom: Oh, for heaven's sake, Cathy. You're a grown, woman! It's your money! You don't have to listen to me! Cathy: Fine! I won't! My time is too valuable to spend ten hours trying to find one gift for $2.00 less! Hah! I am taking the helm!! Saleswoman: Do you want that? Cathy: Too expensive.
The retail universe just imploded. Not to mention Sales Lady’s commission. Poof. Up in a cloud of insanity.
Morning Susan when you arrive. Morning lightenup after church. We won’t see Mom! until tomorrow.
Hi fellow Cathyites. Uh, will someone help me unroll my eyes? They’re stuck again. Really gotta stop rolling my eyes at Cathy, but I was double-teamed this time.