Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 26, 2013
May 25, 2013
May 27, 2013
Transcript:
Saleswoman: For today's empowered, evolved woman who feels fabulous about her healthy, natural shape...The thigh-minimizing suit!! Cathy: If we feel so fabulous about oursleves, why do we need something that minimizes our thighs? Saleswoman: For the intelligent woman who refuses to conform to or be judged by some media-generated idea of "beauty"...The bust-enhancing suite!! For the new breed of no-nonsense go-girl healthy athletic savvy self-respecting self-expressed proud-to-be-me women we have...suits that flatten tummies! Lift rears! Elongate torsos! Shrink waists! And reshape hips!! Cathy: Anything to cover up the hypocristy? Saleswoman: Just these teeny sarongs. $54 extra.
Unless you’re wearing a wetsuit that covers you from your neck down to your ankles, no bathing suit in the world is going to do everything that the makers/designers of bathing suits SAY they’re going to do when it comes to covering up, minimizing, flattering, etc., “this, that and the other” parts on your body. There’s simply not enough material there to do any of that stuff with!!! I still think that if Cathy is just going to cover up whatever she puts on so that no one else can see it anyhow, she should just save the money by wearing last year’s bathing suit and be done with this nonsense already. If she covers herself up EVERY year, then who besides her is going to know the difference anyhow? She’s already spent an entire week shopping for one and has STILL come up empty on her search for the perfect suit. Time to get a clue and just give up, Cathy!!!
Hi, rgcviper!
Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone’s been having a really nice Memorial Day weekend so far. Don’t forget to take the time tomorrow to remember and thank all the brave military men (and women) throughout our country’s history who gave their all so that we can enjoy all the freedoms that we have today (well, at least those that we have left anyhow). God bless each and every one of those brave, selfless people . . . I hate to think where our nation would be right now without them!!!!!
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