Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 08, 2013
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Saleswoman: ...There! See the difference? Cathy: No, I don't see any difference. Saleswoman: ...There! See the difference? Cathy: No, I don't see any difference. Saleswoman: ...There! See the difference? Cathy: AACK! Too different! Too different! Saleswoman: ...There! See the difference? Cathy: No! I don't see any difference! I look normal! Thank heavens! I'll take it! Saleswoman: We advertise beauty, we sell relief. Lips Lashes Lids Cheeks Hands Makeovers Today
This make-up saleslady needs to do/sell something else because she’s absolutely no good at this particular job. She either applies it so lightly that it looks invisible [and not in a good way] or she applies it so heavily that it turns women into clowns! Everyone knows [or at least they should] that you can’t sell a product like this if you can’t sell it to its intended target. Department store make-up is MUCH more expensive than drugstore make-up so if their “beauty experts” are no good at applying it, then how are they going to convince any smart woman to buy it?!? If the department stores want me to shell out the extra cash for their ridiculously over-priced stuff, then they’re going to have to convince me — somehow — that they’ve got something the cheaper places don’t . . . and since there’s no such thing as “magic in a bottle”, I think I’m just going to stick with the less expensive drugstore stuff. Works just as well and looks just as good, in my opinion.
Hi, rgcviper!
Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow “Cathy” friends. Hope everyone’s had a really nice weekend so far!