Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 02, 2014

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Mr. Pinkley: MMM...! May I? Cathy: No. They're "For women only". Mr. Pinkley: They're chocolate calcium chews! Cathy: Specially formulated to promote the bone health of women! Mr. Pinkley: Never mind , I'll just have... Charlene: Sorry. "For women only" nutrition bars. Rich in folic acid, soy and antioxidants to nourish the life forces of today's busy women! Mr. Pinkley: Fine! A bowl of cereal! Cathy and Charlene: "For women only", with soluble oat fiber to protect women's hearts. Cathy: Energy-boosting "for women only" mocha blend! Charlene: Energy-quieting "for women only" mint tea! Cathy: Stamina-building "for women only" cheesecake! Spirit-lifting "for women only" brownies! Charlene: Hormone- balancing "for women only" soy shake! Inner goddess-tapping "for women only" souffle! Mr. Pinkley: Extra pain relief for a man-sized headache! Cathy: Honestly...how self-indulgent can they get??