Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 11, 2014
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Cathy: What's this Mom? Mom: Oh, I made that for you in case you ever need help organizing your finances. I made this in case you ever call and need a fast recipe idea for dinner. I have thses put away for you in case you ever need a fancy shawl or bag. I stocked up on all this in case you go away and need us to baby-sit your dog. I have this, this, and this in case you ever need advice on spot removal, vitamins, resume writing, gardening, or wedding planning. Cathy: Oh, Mom, I...I... Mom: I got this little book of quotes for you in case you're ever at a loss for words... The world's original and still most treasured communication tool: "Mom waiting."
One Man Woman is the Innocent Woman.To kiss an innocent woman is like a freshly bloomed rose.It has a fragrance unlike those of past experienced women.It is from one who loves only you from her heart.It drives you insane beyond reason.You want to caress the love that lies in her body, untouched by any man.You do something you would never think of doing: Marriage.”Deep inside, a man wants an innocent woman, not the experienced one. It belonged to him only”