Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 11, 2014
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Cathy: Help! I can't find anything to go with this skirt!! Saleswoman: It's a great skirt! Cathy: I don't even like the skirt that much. I don't NEED the skirt. I need to find something to go with the skirt! There are 10 billion clothes here! There's something for everything ELSE! There must be something for this skirt! THIS SKIRT CAN'T GO THROUGH LIFE ALL ALONE! Help me find a companion for this nice skirt!! Saleswoman: Single people will always be the most passionate shoppers...
OK … deep breath, Cathy. Life will go on, with or without the skirt you don’t seem to like so much.
While you’re taking that breath, I’ll go ahead and give an [eye-roll]. (You know me all too well, lightenup …)
HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.