Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 29, 2017

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Cathy: "Contains 18 grams of happy memories which cancel all calories." Irving: Where does it say that? Cathy: Right there! Irving: I don't see anything. Cathy: It's written in infinitesimal type, which can only be seen by the superior lens of the female eyeball. Irving: Oh, come on... Cathy: "15 grams of weight-dissolving nostalgia"... "22 grams of cellulite-smoothing sentimentality"... Irving: You're crazy! Cathy: Nothing you could say will stop me from enjoying the metabolism-boosting fat-burning bliss of my childhood Halloween treats! Why did you let me do that?? You're supposed to be my support system!! How could you just sit there?! Irving: Aack! We are never so frightening as when we're not wearing costumes...