Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 10, 2020
September 09, 2020
September 11, 2020
Transcript:
Irving: Where are the normal jeans? Salesman: "Straight leg normal" or "tapered leg normal"? Irving: REGULAR normal! Regular BASIC normal! Salesman: "Regular basic normal" stretch fit or "regular basic normal" relaxed fit? Irving: The normal jeans that fit ME!!...That are always here waiting to make me happy even if I only stop in once every ten years! Salesman: Ah. "Egocentric normal". Irving: Whatever. Do you have those?? Salesman: "Egocentric normal" gravel washed? "Egocentric normal" frayed? "Egocentric normal" button fly flare?
If Irving EVER finds what he wants from this shopping visit, I hope he’ll buy at least a dozen pair; and he’d better NEVER gain an ounce!! lol