Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 28, 2021
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Transcript:
Cathy: What are you going to have? Irving: Why do women always ask what the other person's going to have? Are you all so insecure??...Hold on! Is that the new Nexus one? Man: No! The new Droid! Irving: Let's see! Man: What's yours? Men: 3GS iPhone! What's his? Blackberry Curve! I have a 3.7-inch display! 32 GB! Voice control! 5.0 Megapixel camera! Qwerty keyboard! Zoom! LET'S SEE! LET'S SEE! Cathy: Interesting. Irving: We ask "What DO you have?" Not "What are you GOING to have?"!! Completely different thing!!
Because I don’t know if I can order anything I want and you will have no problems with the cost, or if I need to act like I have been dying for a hamburger. The amount you are spending on your own meal gives me a clue, which is necessary because you may have a “threat to your manhood” issue that involves paying. Getting this wrong can mean we suddenly have to be just friends and go Dutch, or I have to decide it’s my turn to pay. Either way, it’s much less likely to be a problem if I know what you are spending on your meal. Being a woman is a lot of work.