Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 08, 2021
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HER: Cathy: Saturated fats...Trans fats...Total fats...Calories...Carbs...Sugars... HIM: Irving: Whatever. Cathy: You bought fat-free ice cream?? Irving: I did? Oh. I just grabbed one. Cathy: Why did you grab the fat-free one?? Irving: I didn't look. It just said "ice cream". Cathy: I count on you to be oblivious and grab REGULAR ice cream...NOT to be oblivious and grab FAT-FREE ice cream!! Don't you always buy fat-free? Cathy: Exactly! The only time I get to eat regular ice cream is when you buy it because you're not paying attention! If you don't pay attention to how you're not paying attention, you bring home the healthy alternative and ruin everything!! Irving: Women should come with warning labels. Cathy: For what? You wouldn't read those, either!
Open the ice cream, dish me up a big bowl of it, and shut up!